pabst blue ribbon cutter

Someone who is the first to do something that is now considered domain of the hipster and frequently copied. Commonly referred to as a trend-setter. A pioneer in cool who didn't intend to be cool.

"Tom is a pabst blue ribbon cutter, he moved to Washington Heights like, 8 years ago."

"Wait, you haven't seen (insert obscure foreign film here)?" "No, I guess I'm not the pabst blue ribbon cutter you thought I was."

by JerkoftheYear January 2, 2014

pabsty

a pabst blue ribbon.

hey, hand me a pabsty.

by bosca July 14, 2009

Pabster

a multi-usage noun used to define dern near anything. See "pipso"

Grab me a pabster, and sh'mon over to the pipso.

by Ben 13 November 22, 2004

Päbschen

Proper Noun referring to a person named Will afflicted with the medical condition: PABS.

"It's not Will you're talking to now - it's Päbschen!"
"NO - BONE HER!!!!"

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Pabst Smere

Someone who overpays for a 30 of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Shaun is a Pabst Smere.

by BrendanR December 24, 2008

pabstize

The intentional pouring or far more common spilling of alcohol, most often beer, on oneself or others.

Bro 1: I was slammin back some natties when this bitch bumped into me.

Bro 2: So what happened?

Bro 1: I pabstized the both of us and had to get another brew.

or

Rapper: Get me some crystal so i can pabstize these hoes.

by The_Drunken_Wise_Man December 6, 2010

Pabstenance

The basic necessity that one needs to survive on beer.

Seriously, give me anything with beer in it! I don't care how it tastes, my pabstenance knows. no. taste...

by look alive nikolai wendy December 1, 2010