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Procrasturbate

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason
I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.
by flakey ass February 26, 2009
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Procrasturbate

Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.
Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?

Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.

*Next day*

Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?
by travvo May 13, 2014
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Procrasturbate

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done
"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"

"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
by McEwenC February 16, 2010
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Procrasturbating

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura
I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.
by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013
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Procrasturbation

Putting off masturbating for a later time, when it should be done now.
That man Joey teaches procrasturbation at school.
by Mustangboi May 4, 2018
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Procrasturbation

To occupy oneself with masturbation while pressing matters await.
Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"

2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"

3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"
by bhall998 June 25, 2014
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procrasturbate

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.
by Slate Giz May 13, 2010
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