by flakey ass February 26, 2009

Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?
Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.
*Next day*
Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?
Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.
*Next day*
Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?
by travvo May 13, 2014

When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done
"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
by McEwenC February 16, 2010

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.
Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura
Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura
by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013

by Mustangboi May 4, 2018

Verb: 1) "I was procrasturbating this evening and therefore late for dinner"
2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"
3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"
2) "Suzy, why arent you here yet...procraturbating again?"
3) "I need to get going maybe just one last procrasturbation"
by bhall998 June 25, 2014

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
by Slate Giz May 13, 2010
