Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.

Oh that was fun, let's do it again.

by bryan April 30, 2004

Pressing ham

Masturbating, to jerk off

Nick tried to bust in on Joel pressing ham.

by Sergeant Doncho June 20, 2019

squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.

"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."

by Ryboe September 13, 2006

Gay Pressing

Being extremely irritated by someone in a very gay way.

Ice was gay pressing Gary to walk in a hentai store

by Duzkval7/7 July 7, 2019

Protesting

What's the point of going out and protesting, when you end up on your knees at the end of it, when all is said and done?

Protesting is a waste of time that could be spent waking up and fighting, or at least going to work.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Pressing

Large breasted ladies pressing their mammaries up against frosted glass for the benefit and entertainment of (normally male) viewers on the other side. Unfrosted glass and unharnessed mammaries are rewarded with more points by the viewers.

"Look at that lass with the large charlies pressing them up against that shower door."

"Oh yes, 5 whole points, double if she had a nice pair"

by Ricardo The Judge November 6, 2012

Prius Procession

Phrase depicting the line of Toyota hybrids seen in the carpool lane on the 405 freeway, most often during rush hour traffic.

Also a phrase used to describe the intense jealousy one feels towards Prius drivers for getting carpool lane access while the rest of us rot in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

"Gosh, the Prius Procession was unusually long this morning. Those liberals must love the privilege of using the damn carpool lane."

"Did you see Becky's new Prius? Yup, she's joined the daily Prius Procession. That bitch."

by KittenD October 3, 2008