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Presidential attraction

The term used when one supports a presidential candidate long enough to the point they become sexually attracted to their candidate. People affected by presidential attraction may have sexual fantasies or even look up nude pictures of the presidential candidate that they support.
Person 1: "i masturbated for 3 hours straight to one of Donald Trumps debates!" I just can't get over his sexy hair!"
Person 2: "You must be suffering from presidential attraction".
by Chill_jew June 9, 2016
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Presidential Shower

Synonym of Golden Shower.
(n.) The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

(n). When President Trump uses official procedure to arbitrarily delay government processes in order to give the illusion of instituting new policy. Similar to rebranding
Trump's first 100 days were just a presidential shower.

Last night, I gave my girlfriend the presidential shower.
by Aschylus January 28, 2017
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Presidential Debate

A joyous time for memes and political jokes as the world makes fun of narcissist that think there "good leaders" this is especially entertaining in the Trump era.

Oh and there's like politicians yelling at each other or something...
Person 1 "Did you watch the Presidential Debate?"

Person 2 "No Ill just catch up with the memes."
by Stormwindx September 29, 2020
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Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021
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Presidential Harassment

Presidential Harassment (n.) - When the occupant of the White House insults ex-employees, heads of state, war heroes, journalists, 16-year-old activists and just about everyone else except tinpot dictators and Russian criminals.
Presidential Harassment from September 23, 2019: @realDonaldTrump "She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!"
by SolStudy September 24, 2019
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Presidential Solution

To half-ass fix or somewhat repair with inferior parts or labor.
The economy was taken care of with a presidential solution.
by Swingin Lo February 11, 2009
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Presidential Harassment

When the scope of the harassment is presidential (i.e. on a grand scale). Or when the president is perpetuating or inflicting harassment on the citizens of the country he/she is governing.
The House is weary after sustained Presidential Harassment.
The language was so derogatory and childish, they described it as bad as Presidential Harassment
by Grantology February 7, 2019
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