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by CaptianToad January 10, 2023
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Dishonest, stanky, ugly old white men
Stop being such a ducking politician!
by notjoebiden March 6, 2023
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A person with the desire and/or will to stick his/her snout into the “trough” of public finances for the benefit of self and to the detriment of society as a whole. Reference “Rats” in George Orwell’s 1984.
I’m going to be a politician and rip off all the hard working Joes and Janes out there.
by 1BigEck January 10, 2024
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There’’s still house full of politicians at parliament. Well serves you right for not calling “Rentokil” to clear out those parasites.
by 1BigEck January 10, 2024
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A coakroach that has devolved enough to be able to lie its way out of anything.
I walked into my friends kitchen, and saw the politicians scurrying to the base of the fridge.
by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024
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(of a person) needlessly and intrusively bringing politics into a conversation.
I will gouge my eyes out if you bring society into this one more time, you politician!
by KannaKandy February 3, 2025
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Haircut (polititian part) that all the douchebag southern frat boys have. Same fucktards wear costa del mars with South Carolina Palm tree croakies, and table cloth design button ups, guy Harvey t's, extremely short shorts, nautical flag belts, and sperry boat shoes. They all think that they are gentlemen and big time outdoorsman. The personality from these douches stems from being a nobody through high school and getting a fresh start in college. They crave attention bc it's new to them.The only thing they have in common with their brothers is who can act like they have more money and all of them are die hard republicans, but they don't know why. They can be seen often riding around in z71 pickup trucks with loud exhaust and cheap mud tires littered with salt life stickers. Their girlfriends can be spotted very easily, just look for monogramed back windows on compact cars or suv's.

They usually go by names such as: grant, Samuel, Connor, tucker, Benjamin, Camden, William, Andrew, Prescott, Harrison, Preston, Taylor, Steven, Hudson, carter, Cameron, & baron

Their girlfriends go by such names as: Addison, Madeline, Caroline, Macy, Riley, malorie, Madeline, & Annabelle
Yo Harrison!
Bra, I thought you lived on a plantation from the way you act and your politician part.

Hey baron!
Why don't you cut your politician part? You look like a douche that's trying to look like a fishing boat captain.
by Purplepirate March 13, 2014
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