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Planking 

Where someone lies as straight as a plank with hands and legs parallel with the body on random objects, fences, buildings, signposts, etc trying to get the coolest pics for facebook.
Mate, he wasn't balancing, he was planking.
Planking by L0Wee June 9, 2011

planking 

verb (infinitive)

The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.
Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"

The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."

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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"
planking by alexman91 June 6, 2011

Planking 

Planking is when someone lies flat on their stomach with their arms straight back against their body. The straighter your body, arms, and legs, the better the plank, then they try to do it on narrow surfaces. This craze started in Australia.
Emily got wasted and started planking on the countertop in the kitchen.
Planking by ChristiLeilani June 12, 2011

Planking 

When one individual proceeds to lie naked, face to face, on top of another person, in a rigid horizontal state.
Dude 1: So did you tap that last night broseph?

Dude 2: Nah man shes proper frigid, so just ended up planking.
Planking by Plankwhore December 22, 2010

Planking 

An Australian facebook craze in 2011, which involves going to a random place and lying down flat in a straight 'plank' position, getting someone to take a photo, and uploading it to facebook with no explanation.
Hey bro, get a pic of me planking

Planking 

The Art of laying across an Object or Person in a flat and stiff position like a plank
Dude i just planked across those tables
Did you get pics of you Planking
Planking by Altimate_Planker June 12, 2011