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Pineapple 

n. Someone who behaves with hateful intention; ridiculously inadequate or unwilling.
A coworker was mad I finished early so he created more side work for me to do...what a pineapple!

This pineapple is driving 60 mph in the left hand of the freeway...he must know since 5 cars have gone around him.
Pineapple by Athinaki October 6, 2016

Pineapple 

A beautiful piece of heaven meant for consumption. Often stays hidden but sometimes steals the spotlight from the stars.
Gus: “Dude, was that the hidden pineapple right there?!”
Shawn: “It may be after all. Let’s slice it up for the road.”
Pineapple by Yoipman5000 June 6, 2018

Pineapple 

(Adjective) A person who thinks the world is rainbows and sunshine's, sassy and straightforward, thinks everyone is marshmallows, way too extra and gets upset easily and should be protected at all times.
1.) Did you see how Rachel was acting like a pineapple today?
2.) Oh my gosh! He's such a pineapple!
Pineapple by Pineapple Freak 02 October 28, 2018