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plap

n. cum

v. to ejaculate
"yeah, so this one time i plapped in my own eye"
by yermum April 1, 2007
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Plap

Stands for 'Parking like a Prick'; a derogatory term for one who parks like a prick (i.e. complete twonk/utter dickhead). This could include taking up multiple bays, parking unwisely on a narrow lane, parking in a disabled spot while being perfectly able-bodied, or being a driver of a BMW and/or Audi. First used in this context on the Facebook page 'Parking like a Prick in Ramsbottom'.

When used as a verb, it can also refer to taking photographic evidence of of a plap and shaming the plapper publicly on the Internet or another mass media outlet.
'Look at that cockend parking on a bridge. What a plap.'

'I got plapped the other day when I used the disabled spot and the picture was put all over the internet; I was mortified!!!'
by Pelthain July 5, 2016
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Plap

A light tap, can be compared to a hit. It’s a whole handed tap, not hard or did but meant to bring attention.
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THE PELAPHILE IS CHASING ME
by addyistoocool4school January 1, 2021
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plapped

Plapped : Drunk or highly imtoxicated
Damn ! That girl was plapped !
by JospehBeb August 8, 2016
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palaper

a person of filipino descent. everything they say sounds like palapalapalapala
i cant stand my coworkers because shes a palaper.
by kureishiguy April 21, 2004
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plapped

To drunk and/or sleepy to do anything
Came back from the party and I was plapped.
by The plapper March 12, 2016
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