Fail Pong

(N) A situation in which multiple levels of the chain of authority recurringly issue conflicting instructions or directives for appropriate action and punish any the inevitable resulting violations. Whichever side of the subordinate lands on, he will get the crap knocked out of him by someone.

This job is total fail pong. I go to the boss and tell him the solution is Y. The boss orders me to do X. I then get an email from the boss's boss asking why the fuck I did X instead of Y, and then I get bitched out by the client. No matter which way you go, you're screwed.

by Frustrated_Monolingual January 27, 2010

Lance Pongstrong

When one partakes in the game of Beer Pong, but there is only one ball for a variety of reasons.

Freshman: Oh no! I stepped on the ball and crushed it because I'm so drunk and don't know what's going on!

Senior: Party foul! It's okay, we'll Lance Pongstrong that shit.

by woogoggles August 18, 2010

pong

British slang. A bad smell.

There was a bit of a pong in the room, so he opened the window to air it out.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

poongtang

Indian/ Middle Eastern vagina.

Hello, my friend. Poongtang for you today?

by mR.siNiSTer October 10, 2006

Pongularity

The state of seemingly infinite smell one enters after a particularly hot, long and silent fart; a fart smell that refuses to leave.

"Windows and doors please, ladies and gents - I think I just created a pongularity".

by bobtext March 12, 2009

Pongfidence

How good you are feeling about your ability to play beer pong, and win.

"Jason's pongfidence was high after winning 3 rounds. His pongfidence was lost quickly in the semi-finals when he puked on his friends' girlfriend he had been trying to get with. Then he lost the round."

"Bro we gotta get the table, like I've got some mad good pongfidence going, bro."
(Bro to his bro about his pongfident spirit)

by MBucher May 19, 2009

phong long

A phrase used to describe many aspects of a game of beer pong - more specifically a game of beer pong in which all of the participants are already thoroughly intoxicated.

It can be shouted to one's teammates to mean beer pong, i forgive you, cheers, or you're my best friend ever.

Hey man, wanna play some phong long?

Aw, shit man, drink up - phong long!

Sorry about that one dude, thought we had it..
No worries man - phong long!

I can't believe we won again man, phong long!

by Bonne Jovi August 14, 2010