planting a potato

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

schatje patatje

is is when someone is so cute you want to contain them in the form of a fried patato and eat them all up.

Mehdi is een schatje patatje

by Mad-e September 7, 2011

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.

I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

by Acrowfasd April 25, 2017

@potatocookie4

@PotatoCookie4 (Sky) is a nice wholsesome Thomas Sanders Stan. She is truly the best and every Thomas Sanders stan loves her

@PotatoCookie4 appears

Fander: :o is that the one and only Sky?!

Fander 2: I LOVE HER!

by Scar the baby 🥺 October 6, 2019

Hugh the potato

kid who thinks he's the shit.
Mr steal your mother, he's coming for yours next

Minnie's butters

Oh Deery, Deery me. it's Hugh the potato again here to steal your mother

by Hidaniscool March 24, 2019

Potato

Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.

The naked witches danced around the holy potato.

by Asleo☆☽♡☼ March 25, 2017

potato girl

Originating from the popular anime attack on Titan. Potato girl (Sasha) is a girl in the survey corps. She is in love with food. Potatoes, bread, and meat mostly. Being called a Potato girl is not really an insult. It's basically saying that you can eat and eat but still looks slim and in shape.

"You are so a Potato girl"
*muffled by food* "what's that suppose to mean?"
"Oh, well all I see you do is eat. But you are feather light"
"Oh...Okay" *continues to eat*

by Sasha braus April 8, 2015