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Pasta Rasta

Pasta Rasta is a white individual with dredlocks. The 'Pasta' does not come from a person's hair taking on the appearance of noodles, nor does it imply that the person is of Italian decent; rather, it comes from the root word paste, referring to the subject's pasty white skin.

Rasta comes from the root word Rastafarian...I'm not going to give you the entire Rastafarian Movement run down; if you don't know look it up. Pasta Rasta's know little, if anything, about the Rastafarian movement & culture and are usually just dirty hippies or street rats.

Pasty Rastafarian doesn't have a real nice ring to it so that is where you get the term Pasta Rasta.

The term originated sometime in the early 90's in the bay area where several Pasta Rasta's live and (some times) work (sometimes not so much, with the working and the whole "being a productive member of society" thing)
The smell of patchouli oil, poor choices, and body odor wafted over from the circle of Pasta Rastas beating their bongos in the park.

Since, for white people, the formation of true dreadlocks generally requires a sustained lack of personal grooming, the Pasta Rasta are at an attractiveness disadvantage from the get-go.
by Oneway Wu April 10, 2011
mugGet the Pasta Rastamug.

pasta king

pasta king is a name given to someone called max becker who has been dragged through pasta
max becker got dragged through pasta: he is now a pasta king
by Custard Cream December 27, 2007
mugGet the pasta kingmug.

creepy pasta

they will kill you but stop making porn about them the will kill your ass
stop the porn for the creepy pasta
by sub to pewdiepie January 22, 2019
mugGet the creepy pastamug.

pasta pussy

That girl Berta's got a pasta pussy.
by Lmjm4 March 14, 2014
mugGet the pasta pussymug.

Pasta Cult

The linis. Rosalini, Fred, and Ron 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚪🚪🚪🏃🏃🤺🤺🤺🤺
Wow, i would get with every member of the Pasta Cult. They’re all so sexy😩😩🙏🙏
by pastacultmilf January 22, 2021
mugGet the Pasta Cultmug.

Shed pasta

It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it
“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”
by TheUnderlyingTruthBabes December 31, 2018
mugGet the Shed pastamug.

horse pasta

Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,
Tyler likes horse pasta...
mugGet the horse pastamug.

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