Pasta Rasta

Pasta Rasta is a white individual with dredlocks. The 'Pasta' does not come from a person's hair taking on the appearance of noodles, nor does it imply that the person is of Italian decent; rather, it comes from the root word paste, referring to the subject's pasty white skin.

Rasta comes from the root word Rastafarian...I'm not going to give you the entire Rastafarian Movement run down; if you don't know look it up. Pasta Rasta's know little, if anything, about the Rastafarian movement & culture and are usually just dirty hippies or street rats.

Pasty Rastafarian doesn't have a real nice ring to it so that is where you get the term Pasta Rasta.

The term originated sometime in the early 90's in the bay area where several Pasta Rasta's live and (some times) work (sometimes not so much, with the working and the whole "being a productive member of society" thing)
The smell of patchouli oil, poor choices, and body odor wafted over from the circle of Pasta Rastas beating their bongos in the park.

Since, for white people, the formation of true dreadlocks generally requires a sustained lack of personal grooming, the Pasta Rasta are at an attractiveness disadvantage from the get-go.
by Oneway Wu March 24, 2011
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pasta king

pasta king is a name given to someone called max becker who has been dragged through pasta
max becker got dragged through pasta: he is now a pasta king
by Custard Cream November 27, 2007
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creepy pasta

they will kill you but stop making porn about them the will kill your ass
stop the porn for the creepy pasta
by sub to pewdiepie January 22, 2019
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Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole
Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man
by Eddie green April 03, 2022
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Dark Pasta

The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.
$15? Must be 70% Dark Pasta.
by PJ_W January 23, 2010
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mr pasta

mr pasta is marrying willy wonka and they are going to the chocolate factory to meet sans undertale and they are all besties.
by zanyface December 25, 2021
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sewerpipe pasta

What some people call Penne pasta because it looks like little itty bitty sewerpipes.
{From a grocery list}:

light blubs
Special K cereal
sewerpipe pasta
taper powels
bungwipe
by Telephony April 25, 2017
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