Paranoid Android

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made

The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.

Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?

Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?

by This is the man February 18, 2024

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weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza

Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”

by Superjuliam September 6, 2023

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Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people

Yup.

Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

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Get the Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right peoplemug.

let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!

I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 4, 2020

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Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.

“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”

by jmcomedy August 30, 2011

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