Paintball is a sport, in which players compete to eliminate opponents by hitting them with pellets containing paint (referred to as a paintball). Wiki
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A paintball poser is someone who owns some gear, has played before, looks forward to playing again...but whose forum time far exceeds his playing time.
They check the forums every day, post on them often, even the forums which are unrelated to them (unrelated even within their local paintball sphere). Yet, they never make it out to practice, or even attend recreational games.
They could be active on the forums every day, but only play paintball 2 or 3 times a year. When anyone asks in public they will say "yeah I'm a huge paintballer!" and show off their gun/equipment whenever someone visits.
Angers real paintballers who bleed sweat and cry on the field 2 - 3 days a week playing their hearts out. The real player comes home to see on the forums that they're being flamed or given advice by some paintball poser, overgrown mamas boy. The real player plays 20x the paintball the poser does, and the poser makes 20x the forum posts a real player does. Who's playing what sport exactly?
Meanwhile all cries of "just 1on1 me on the field then poser" are met with ignorance or escapism, as they really have very little prowess on the field at all.
Online forums are discussion boards where people gather.
pbnation.com is the 14th largest forum on the internet and is dedicated to paintball, for example (pbnationdotcom)
A paintball poser is someone who owns some gear, has played before, looks forward to playing again...but whose forum time far exceeds his playing time.
They check the forums every day, post on them often, even the forums which are unrelated to them (unrelated even within their local paintball sphere). Yet, they never make it out to practice, or even attend recreational games.
They could be active on the forums every day, but only play paintball 2 or 3 times a year. When anyone asks in public they will say "yeah I'm a huge paintballer!" and show off their gun/equipment whenever someone visits.
Angers real paintballers who bleed sweat and cry on the field 2 - 3 days a week playing their hearts out. The real player comes home to see on the forums that they're being flamed or given advice by some paintball poser, overgrown mamas boy. The real player plays 20x the paintball the poser does, and the poser makes 20x the forum posts a real player does. Who's playing what sport exactly?
Meanwhile all cries of "just 1on1 me on the field then poser" are met with ignorance or escapism, as they really have very little prowess on the field at all.
Daniel: Man I can't believe I got hatered on on the forums...
Ray Tyler: Yeah that was uncalled for
Daniel: I can't stand hypocritical assholes who think they know what's better for me, but couldn't play the game to save their life.
Ray Tyler: Their forum posers don't let it get to ya...
Daniel: Their not just forum posers, their paintball posers!
Ray Tyler: Yeah that was uncalled for
Daniel: I can't stand hypocritical assholes who think they know what's better for me, but couldn't play the game to save their life.
Ray Tyler: Their forum posers don't let it get to ya...
Daniel: Their not just forum posers, their paintball posers!
by The Immaculate Giesbrecht December 19, 2009
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1)one who is ridiculously amazing at the extreme sport of paintball, and doesn't see losing as a possiblity.
2)one who is extremely dedicated to paintball and it shows in his gametime performance. he should also be knowledgeable about the inner workings of his marker.
1)one who is ridiculously amazing at the extreme sport of paintball, and doesn't see losing as a possiblity.
2)one who is extremely dedicated to paintball and it shows in his gametime performance. he should also be knowledgeable about the inner workings of his marker.
"Dam man, i just played against a Paintball God, he literally ran the field."
"Yo, most of the guys on Sunday Teams are Paintball Gods."
"What!?, this guy jus took his marker completely apart, cleaned it, upgraded it, and reassembled it in like 15 mins, definite Paintball God."
"Yo, most of the guys on Sunday Teams are Paintball Gods."
"What!?, this guy jus took his marker completely apart, cleaned it, upgraded it, and reassembled it in like 15 mins, definite Paintball God."
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Either when your balls smack against your girlfriend and bruise from being too rough, or when your girlfriend bites down too hard when giving you head and you give her her a punch in the gut to correct her mistake.
2. Sex that is too rough for either party and results in possible injury. Comparable to paintball without clothes on.
2. Sex that is too rough for either party and results in possible injury. Comparable to paintball without clothes on.
Steve- I was about to give her a dirty sanchez but it turned into paintball sex after she bit down.
John- Too right buddy I practically puked after my balls hit Megan too hard last night.
John- Too right buddy I practically puked after my balls hit Megan too hard last night.
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Get the Paintball Possy mug.when you get hickies and cant get caught so you have a bud shoot you with a paintball gun a few times so you can lie to your bitch
Simon: baby i was at a paintball game,l i swear
Simon's bitch: whatever motherfucker your lying
Simon: yeah bitch im lying i went through all the trouble of getting shot with paintballs to lie to you... God your a fuckin stupid bitch
Simon's bitch: whatever motherfucker your lying
Simon: yeah bitch im lying i went through all the trouble of getting shot with paintballs to lie to you... God your a fuckin stupid bitch
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