owned

to stick your finger in someone's ass, can be male or female

I think Heather is now dating Ken, he owned her last night.

by KR+HC January 11, 2010

own

To wear clothing, accessories, or physical features (i.e. pale skin) with confidence.

"I was a little nervous about wearing such unconservative trousers, but I decided I just gotta own that shit."

by DeltaMouse December 31, 2005

owns

A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang

My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it

by Brian October 11, 2003

own it

A phrase that can be given to nearly all good situations. 'OWN THAT'!

A person who is cool.
'YOU SO OWN IT'

Steve, Carla and Joel are going to Magaluf, OWN IT!!

by Stephenslinn June 30, 2007

Owned

when a girl named faith undeniably beats you in cow racing on the wii

you just got owned.

by anna laker February 3, 2023

OWNED

The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo"
Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary"
Megan Steele - "Wit?"
Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))!"

by Mowg_FTW May 11, 2009

Owned

when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.

Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.

by 9aBe August 22, 2008