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organised religion

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n. Often church-oriented, it is a means to control the masses, using such promises as eternal life, love, power, and happiness. It also involves fictional characters such as Jesus Christ, Satan, Jehova, etc. as well as fictitious places like Heaven, Hell, and Limbo.
From an objective point of view, the world leader attained his power using the fear instilling objects from organised religion.
by chaosprince676@yahoo.no May 16, 2010
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Organist

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A person that plays the organ and 99 percent of the time gay/ lesbian and are the most metaly inane people in the world
Well last night I met a organist and now my ass hurts and I'm debating everything I thought I knew
by SKYBOSS2768 July 21, 2019
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Baroque Organist

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A Musician who like to add several Ornaments to ever passage as often as he/she can. They tend to use techniques such as the hand shift and vertical toes if they are short enough. They tend not to like other organist who do not agree with them. They call others things like ignorant stupid close minded and other things directly to there face on online video streaming sights like youtube....
Baroque organist are totally awesome. What? No they are not! You are close minded and a blind ignorant fool
by That other random guy February 16, 2009
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Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
by 2bilious January 11, 2012
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organismist

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As a little Jewish boy I'm entitled to say single celled organisms are disgracefully. That's why people call me an organismist.
by Skeletard March 29, 2022
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fast organisms gc

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a group of the few fastest organisms 🥰
wow dude look the fast organisms gc! they sure were the fastest organisms!
by Jadenathan September 26, 2022
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Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
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