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openmicophobia

Dry mouthed shaking and total lack of lyrical recall when presented with the opportunity to sing/perform in front of a random audience. This is similar to karaokaphobia, but on a different plane of existence due to having to make the music that one sings to instead of just singing to recorded pap. Not to be confused with badkaraokaphobia where you are terrified that the slobbering mass strutting up to the stage is going to assault your senses with a pitiless attack on something originally meant to be performed by someone with talent.
The onset of openmicophobia caused Dustin to hide under the table after drooling on his Adidas.
by Wim December 9, 2005
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Opening Act

The opening act is what you call the person who initiates intercouse for the sexual humiliating houdini. Precedes the closing act.
Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini my girl with me?

Person 2: Yeah for sure, you got the opening act?

Person 1: This shit's gonna be hilarious.
by B.Hop February 17, 2009
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Opening Doors

A cricketing term used to describe a spin bowler attempting to deliver off break or left arm orthodox deliveries.

Due to only managing the slightest of rotations on the ball no more than opening a door in basic day to day life the player therefore is given the title of 'door opener' or is believed to be 'opening doors' each time he delivers the ball. The use of this term is dated back to the early 2000s and was first used by the great Billy Oswell of Brisbane.
Monty Panesar..... Pffffff he's not troubling anyone he's just opening doors.
by Spin bowla October 9, 2016
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Opening an Oreo

A generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies 'vertical biscuit'.

Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
"Hi sthephan"

"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"

"My tongue is thucked"

"Why, what's happened to you"

"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
by Burning blue soul January 15, 2017
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openlid

Describing a student with more college hours than typically required for graduation but who remains ineligible for a degree.
Yo, that mug been to 'bout eight different universities in the past 10 years though he still openlid!
by Russell Clark May 21, 2003
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opening Pandora's box

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.
"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005
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