miss one up

A conceited, self centered bitch that only thinks of one's self.

Stop acting like a little miss one up. YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING YOU STUPID FUCKER BITCH HEAD

by Saraaaaaaaa April 29, 2007

tally one up

The act of engaging in sexual relations with the girlfriend of one of your friends. This can be applied even after they have broken up or if his friend really likes the girl.

"Hey Deuces, you gonna tally one up tonight?"

"Did you see who was all over Bizzle last night? Tally one up for Deuces!"

Person 1: "So what'd you guys do last night?"
Person 2: "I dont know...."
Person 1: "O sit! Tally one up!"

by Shannon Brown April 5, 2005

wrap one up

The rolling of a spliff

you get on with that...i'm going to go wrap one up

by Smoke Duster October 24, 2007

Get one up on you

Generally said by a female- In reference to getting a guys dick up, before pleasuring it

I will get one up on you ;)

by Jamie12356 October 26, 2010

make one up

Make one up isn't a name or a thing it's a a question like "can I make a drawing up!"

make one up

by D4BBIES January 8, 2014

Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.

Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.

by Coral123 November 26, 2009

chuck one up her

To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.

Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.

The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.

"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"

by Cat Dander August 29, 2017