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more than one virgin of the story

What you hear regarding how/when a gal lost her innocence.
Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
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More than one way to skin a cow

No one wears cats, but many people wear cows.
Barb's back was up against the wall since all her solutions to fixing her problems were failing. However, she grit her teeth and continued to problem solve, thinking to herself, "There is more than one way to skin a cow."
by Highly educated April 8, 2022
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PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.
Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!
by weave August 25, 2003
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A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
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Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022
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Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution or old fashioned punishment .
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022
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