brothers off day

Falls on 15th February. A day where your brotherhood can't pressure you with decisions by questioning the strength of the brotherhood.

A: You bro not?

B: Haha can't use that bro. It's brothers off day

by Barbrown February 14, 2019

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Fuck off Dimitri Day

by kfc tenders November 13, 2020

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On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025

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The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is

Post your wife

Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!

by Doublejfluff October 05, 2021

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Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.

I'm having a Toni (day off) tomorrow guys, can you cover me?

by Stuffegg June 26, 2021

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On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!

Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!

by A Yellow Protogen February 27, 2024

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its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!

by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024

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