Also known as a Toni, as people called Toni will always have a day off - no matter how big or important the task or project at hand is.
by Stuffegg June 26, 2021
Get the Day offmug. Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.
by Eternal fire October 21, 2025
Get the National Cut off people’s legs Daymug. by kfc tenders November 12, 2020
Get the Fuck off Dimitri Daymug. Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
by Rick Fork November 6, 2024
Get the Suck Classic Off Daymug. On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"
"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"
by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025
Get the Pedo jerk off daymug. its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
Get the national jerk your boyfriend off daymug. On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
Get the National Jerk Off Daymug.