Ostergarded

1. verb. To be completely intellectually eviscerated in a room full of your peers or colleagues.

2. verb. To finish an assignment or paper and have the revision process continue into the next year or semester without comment or update.

1. "After you presented your entire dissertation in front of the department, that prof asked you what your thesis was. Man, you totally got Ostergarded."
2. "I handed in my final assignment four months ago and still haven't gotten my grade for the class. I am being Ostergarded."

by theladycastro July 15, 2011

oyster baiter

The male version of a cock tease.

He's such an oyster baiter; you know he packs his budgie smugglers with cotton wool.

by njsmk March 24, 2017

Oster my Toaster

When a man goes down on a woman and eats her out.
A lot of tongue in hole action.

He ostered my toaster and licked me out like an ice cream sandwich.
Come oster my toaster tonight at 9:00.

by Nilla's hotstuff March 11, 2019

Oyster soup

when a homeless person inserts an oyster inside of their anus to be eaten during a soup kitchen

Bob's oyster soup was truly delectable during our last soup kitchen!

by Dr. Haydens March 4, 2022

Oyster farming

The insertion of one’s finger into a nostril to remove a freshly grown oyster from the nasal cavity.

The freshly harvested Oysters are then gently rolled to create nose opals.

Nose opals are then flicked or eaten as a delicacy.

“Get your finger out and stop oyster farming”, “I just went oyster farming” “stop oyster faming”

by Palegnip July 1, 2022

östersund

a beatiful place located in jämtland or so you think hehe. every time you go outside past 22 by yourself you will probably be gangbanged by the ortengrabbar. and sometimes you will meet the retards eparaggare

Östersund

by Neothegoat October 24, 2022

Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011