office hot

see work hot
Someone who is defined as hot, but only because of the lack of options enforced by your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add 2 or 3 points in the "out of ten" rating system.
Cheryl is looking office hot today. If she was in the street I probably wouldn't look twice tho.
by Paul Alford September 21, 2007
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Oval Office

by Dbres February 19, 2012
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the office (us)

the office (us) is sooo much better than the office (UK).
by 1\2]3[4p5oi6u7y8t9r0e-wq= February 21, 2019
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office goggles

Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).

In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.
"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."
by j.get.me.out.of.here July 21, 2006
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Holmstrom's Office

A phrase in hockey refrencing the area in front of the net. Due to Thomas Holmstrom's habbit of camping in front of the net.
Commentators: And he'll go to Holmstrom's Office. (as the Red Wings enter the offensive zone.)
by Nault Meade January 01, 2010
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Lego Officer

A roblox police officer who is really bad at what they do.
That Lego Officer is a noob
by aviajames April 08, 2019
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Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).
It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.
by JambaJews December 23, 2008
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