office hot

see work hot
Someone who is defined as hot, but only because of the lack of options enforced by your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add 2 or 3 points in the "out of ten" rating system.

Cheryl is looking office hot today. If she was in the street I probably wouldn't look twice tho.

by Paul Alford October 3, 2007

Oval Office

A toilet

OMG WTF! You clogged the oval office!

by Dbres April 20, 2012

the office (us)

better then the uk version

the office (us) is sooo much better than the office (UK).

by 1\2]3[4p5oi6u7y8t9r0e-wq= February 21, 2019

office goggles

Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).

In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.

"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."

by j.get.me.out.of.here July 24, 2006

Lego Officer

A roblox police officer who is really bad at what they do.

That Lego Officer is a noob

by aviajames April 7, 2019

Holmstrom's Office

A phrase in hockey refrencing the area in front of the net. Due to Thomas Holmstrom's habbit of camping in front of the net.

Commentators: And he'll go to Holmstrom's Office. (as the Red Wings enter the offensive zone.)

by Nault Meade December 31, 2009

Office Mattress

The person in the office that everybody sleeps with (or on).

It’s not a surprise to me. Pam -is- the office mattress.

by JambaJews December 23, 2008