On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
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(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 1, 2021
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by Stuffegg June 26, 2021
Get the Day off mug.Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
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"Yesterday was so confusing, i waited for a phone call for 5 hours and they ended up not calling at all. Then the power went out until morning"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
"Wow that seems like a weird day"
"Yea, it was a tax write-off day"
by Trymphus September 1, 2025
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by Eternal fire October 21, 2025
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"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"
by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025
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