Nonce

Nonce is like once but for something that never happened.

I heard that happened nonce.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

Nonce

A term used to describe someone who keeps their chocolate stored in a refrigerator.

"Who keeps chocolate in the fridge? you're a nonce!"

by ThePenisLiquor October 5, 2019

Nonce

a boy who obsesses over younger girls

Year 10 boy: look at her arse (year 8)
Other year 10:shutup u nonce

by Hajakaoaosodoso August 19, 2019

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile or sex offender. Often appear in YouTube videos or on social media. More common in dark allies coated in graffiti. Don't really like to show their faces. Can prefer boys or girls.

Guy: hey kid, get in my van. i have candy
Kid: HELL NO YOU NONCE

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis May 25, 2018

Nonce

A paedo

Jake's grandad is a nonce

by Nimesh June 12, 2017

Nonce

The word 'nonce' is used to define a pedo such as Charlie Bassham, Adam Johnson.

Charlie was called a nonce after he molested a child

by TollbarSucks January 19, 2020

Nonce

A pedo or someone acting dodgy in a weird way towards kids

Gertrude: How could u dare do such a thing! Ur such a fucking nonce pal. Save it for court. Im reporting you.

Albert: Hold your horses albert thats my son and i can do what i want with him. Besides, hes only 5 and if i get sent down who would look after him?!

by Chronic Beatboxer April 9, 2020