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A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”
Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”
Nonce by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
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