(n). A white male, typically of trailer park descent who acts like a douchebag around those around him, while often times representing the text-book embodiment of a "bro".
(v). To act like the above.
(v). To act like the above.
by John550192836 May 19, 2008
I was having a great night with the boys, but then Jane nolaned me and did a shit on the dance floor." or "Wanna go see a movie?" "Nah, think I might stay in and watch Backyard Blitz." "Woah - you totally did a nolan. You're a terrible friend.
by therambleman October 27, 2010
by 24yearolds November 05, 2014
by ridgo May 26, 2015
A penetrator in gay butt sex. Because Nolan Ryan is a pitcher and is constantly givng it to the catcher, or pudge.
by t3hedge June 14, 2008
by RussWess November 20, 2017
Nolan
Nolan is a attention sucking,gay,and above all an idiot
Nolan always tries to get attention and if he doesn't he becomes annoying as heck!
Nolan tries to roast people but he utterly fails plus he also thinks he's handsome (unlike yours truly) and makes fun of people for no reason at all (what an A-hole) and above all when you try to punch him you can't really hurt him there because all of his belly fat (there is a shit ton of it) absorbs it so you can't hit his organs (plus he thinks that you lose your virginity when you have a date to a dance) and lastly he took 2 weeks off of school because his throat hurt a little.
Nolan is a attention sucking,gay,and above all an idiot
Nolan always tries to get attention and if he doesn't he becomes annoying as heck!
Nolan tries to roast people but he utterly fails plus he also thinks he's handsome (unlike yours truly) and makes fun of people for no reason at all (what an A-hole) and above all when you try to punch him you can't really hurt him there because all of his belly fat (there is a shit ton of it) absorbs it so you can't hit his organs (plus he thinks that you lose your virginity when you have a date to a dance) and lastly he took 2 weeks off of school because his throat hurt a little.
Girl:here comes nolan! ewww!
Nolan:hey girl you want to watch The Office and Johnny English?
Girl:no those are really dumb plus you're gross!
Nolan:but they're good!
Girl:no means no wierdo!
Nolan:hey girl you want to watch The Office and Johnny English?
Girl:no those are really dumb plus you're gross!
Nolan:but they're good!
Girl:no means no wierdo!
by i love maffins March 26, 2019