Nokia Cock

When you are so hard you can develop a never ending unbreakable boner referee to as a Nokia cock

Friend1: what is that in Jim’s pants?
Friend2: mate he’s got a Nokia Cock for Stephanie over there
Friend1: k

by SovietManchild June 22, 2018

NoKizap

The combination of No kizzy and No cap that made by Quadarius

NoKizap these niggas lame

by Massa Q September 29, 2020

Nokia

Finnish mobile phone manufacturer which started to lose its market share in 2004 because of boring models mainly targeted to tech propellerheads.

That nokia of yours, it's like _so_ passé!

by mika July 16, 2004

Nokia minaj

the name for pedo lover Nicki Minaj it represents the quality of her music like the Nokia phone its just like her music out of date stupid and boring

Nokia Minaj flooped? whats new

by taylor queen of pop October 16, 2020

Nokia Tune

An exceedingly annoying default ringtone on Nokia handsets which when rings makes the bystander snatch that ugly-hoe cellphone and shove it up the owner's ass.

*ring* *ring*
Tim: Jim is that Nokia Tune coming out of your vibrating ass?
Jim: Uh, yeah.. I din't change the tone and my girlfriend pushed my shit in with it.
Tim: Mofucka.

by MorbidDaKid December 16, 2009

Nokia

Toilet paper manufacturer turned cell-phone company. Really, their original product was Nokia toilet paper. You learn something new every day.

Is that phone a Nokia? Wipe your ass with it, cause it's a piece of shit.

by The can-you-hear-me-now guy February 7, 2004

Noking

Noking is the art of not knowing when to joke so instead making a horribly offensive joke which inadvertently makes everyone hate you

Jimmy better stop noking with Amanda before she jumps off the building

by John st Pierre July 11, 2016