Ford Lightning

The fastest production pick up truck on the planet

.... theres on in the garage...

by Jacob A. December 11, 2003

Lightning

Lightning is the main protagonist of the game Final Fantasy XIII. She has long light pink hair and pale aqua eyes. Her real name if Claire Farron, sister of Serah Farron. Determined, concentrated and independent, she is cold and stand-offish to others she grows out of this during FF13. Raised her sister when she was just 15, and joined the Guardian Corps Bodhum Security Regiment, she began to spend less and less time with Serah. She also does not like when Serah reveals herself as a l'cie and thinks it's a cover up when she also announces her engagement to Snow Villiers. Becomes a L'Cie during the game after Anima blows up and brands everyone within sight. very kick ass.

""This is ridiculous. Worst birthday ever."
—Lightning

when at her 21st birthday, Serah reveals her fate as L'Cie and engagement to Snow.

by Lexi, the gamer girl June 3, 2011

Ride The Lightning

To face or have carried out against you capital punishment by electricution.

Ride The Lightning for that deed for shizzle.

by ben newton December 21, 2006

Lightning Twat

The type of person where they’re so much of a twat it’s like you’ve been struck by lightning whenever you’re around them.

Becky: She is suck a Lightning Twat, I hate being around her.

Jersey: Yeah, she’s really annoying and super hard to be around.

by meme_queen4215 May 12, 2019

_lightningblade_

absolutely goated person 11/10 content and will give treatment

Me: hey have you heard about _lightningblade_?

You: yeah that treatment was bussin

by mutuallz March 2, 2021

dick lightning

1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.

1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.

by Buckwheat Bones September 29, 2011

Lightning Bolt

Probably the loudest band of the past ten years, and easily the "fullest" sounding duo of modern music. Psychotically fast and agressive while managing not to come across as particularly angry, evil, or any of the other stereotypes attributed to bands involved in the punk or metal scenes.

The Brians are playing tonight!

What?

Lightning Bolt, man!

What?

Oh, you can't hear anymore. You must have been to one of their shows.

by Johngoloid October 7, 2009