fear of needles

the worst motherfuckin fear to have

"your dying dad is in need of your type of blood"
your fear of needles will kill your dad

by catirfic November 05, 2013

cop the needle

To become annoyed.

Im gonna cop the needle in a minute!

by oracle March 13, 2004

needle dick

a very tiny dick. one that can barely be seen. the width of a needle. Tiny pee-pee.

I have a needle dick.

by Soni Vitale January 14, 2008

nut needles

The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.

"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."

by Bob the Dog August 21, 2005

needle eye

An extremely tight orifice. ie. anus, vagina etc.

It was an extremely hot day, and James' needle eye was sweating buckets.

by Bobbit May 26, 2006

Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

by Outofatent October 20, 2013

needle nazi

a racist skinhead or member of a white power group (such as Nazi Low Riders and PENI) who is an I.V. Drug User. Used in Southern California.

The liquor store got robbed last night by a couple of Needle Nazis. They probably needed money for their next fix.

by SonOne May 11, 2007