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NATO

It's friendship! We are best friends hehe. we went to middle school together, we walked to school together, we had breakfast together, we were late to school together, we hated the kids we didn't like, we talked, slept together, and shared our lives together. I hope that NATO will last forever hihi. 07141329 🤍
NATO
by iamyourfr November 21, 2021
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NATO

1.) The North Atlantic Terrorist Organization
2.) The United States of America & its satellite states in Europe

An international terror operation that loves to attack countries at random for little to no reason (aside from oil), lies all the time about other countries ("Iraq has WMDs" and "Russia hacked the election") in an attempt to create casus belli, sanctions everyone they dislike. Gets involved in pretty much any war on the planet.

Talks a big talk about "International law" but doesn't actually give a tenth of a flying rat's ass about it. Cares more about war and spreading lgbtskjcbajsvcasgh674&*$78 than improving their economies/lives of their citizens.
John: NATO is bombing yet another Middle-East country for the 54772864296472458273547834th time. They're saying that the country built a Death Star or something.
Matthew: Of course they are. It's just what they do.
NATO Bot: Beep Boop, Unapproved conversation content detected, initiating pro-NATO propaganda protocol: "NATO is the best organization in the world because we are committed to preserving human rights of all the people on the Earth by bombing the absolute shit out of anyone who dares to disagree with us. Please accept us as your lord and savior."
by Bungatron9999 March 20, 2024
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Nato

Nato is a good FNF player, good artist, and a decent spriter. He's Currently trying to get fame from thr undertale fandom.
Nato is a pogger person.
by otaN June 8, 2021
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NATO

North Atlantic Terrorist Organisation
NATO invaded my contry and killed everyone, they are so NATO
by No_Quarter_for_them January 2, 2023
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Natoe

I person who has lost his/her foot to obesity.
"At age 45, Mark became a Natoe."
by Sniphles June 30, 2014
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Dating NATO

Not attached to outcome. Dating is not a means to an end but rather a more dynamic process. Not everyone will be "the one." So many people only have this one acceptable outcome in mind and anything short of that is failure -- that's simply untrue.

Start at point A, which is meeting a new person. Maybe that person will get to point C or M but not make it all the way to Z (a long-term relationship). Try to be open to all possibilities of how someone might fit into your life versus backfilling them into some arbitrary end goal. This takes the pressure off of yourself to assess long-term compatibility immediately and recognize small wins.
"OMG I'm so nervous about this date! He seems perfect on paper! I think he's gonna be my husband!" "Make sure= you're dating NATO... the point of the first date is to go on a second... not get married!"

"They were nice but not sure if I feel romance, so I'm gonna cut it off." "No need to yet. If you date NATO, you don't need to pre-determine anything."
by ScruffyLover August 20, 2025
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NATO

No Action Transport Only. Refers to a guy attached to a group of females, usually no more than four.

The male is in love with one or more of the women, but, alas, ihs love is not reciprocated. The guy is used solely because he has a car, and the girls do not, so they lead him on and use him for transportation purposes only.
A: Look at Bob, hanging out with all those chicks.
B: Nah, man, nothing's going on, he's just NATO.
by bhalrog November 5, 2009
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