Club narwhal

A sensitive noob/child acting like a retard, or a hypocrite. Originated from clubbed narwhal.
Sometimes also used to say someone has no attention span. Often used in forums and chat rooms, on a troll or noob.

Jane: Yure meen! i luv animels youre meen to them retard i want to kill you!
Jean: You're a club narwhal!

by Reenaa December 15, 2008

Strawberry Narwhal

The act of using ones tampon to remove the blown load of jizzle previously shot into ones vaginal canal. As the cum slowly drips down the string, and drys, it forms a crusty tusk like cone. This cone is referred to as a strawberry narwhal. Why strawberry? The virgin blood combines with the semen, causing a reddish color to occur.

As Cierra was getting rammed by her boyfriend Austin , she realized she would have to perform a strawberry narwhal afterwards in order to not conceive a child.

by Kujo1367 March 31, 2015

sexy narwhal

someone that is so sexy there is absolutely no other word to describe them.

friend 1: Jeez I wanna tap that.
friend 2: Yeah man, she is a sexy narwhal.
friend 1: What?
friend 2: Shes magical, like a unicorn and shes probably horny too

by sexynarwhal February 7, 2014

Tip the Narwhal

A sexual act in which the male tapes a paper cup face up on his forehead. The female then squats overhead and squirts into the cup. The male then tip the cup to where it spills all over the female's vagina. The male then licks the Juice of her pussy, and continues to Eat Out.

Mike: Dude, what happened, I thought we were supposed to watch the game last night?
Harold: Sorry bro, I was saying goodbye when Sasha insisted I would Tip the Narwhal with her.
Mike: Oh, Ok.

by Douglas Cooker September 27, 2011

San Franscisco Narwhal

A chonky seal with a syringe in it’s head

Friend 1: Yo I was sticking syringes in my seal’s head
Friend 2: Wow you were really making a San Franscisco Narwhal

by Biglad412 March 4, 2022

Narwhal

Its only the best animal alive!!! Its a f'ing whale thingy with a 10 foot unicorn horn && yes they are real! They are the most Bamf creatures ever created!

Stupid Guy: Dude what is that?
Cool Person: It's a Narwhal! Duhh! They are BAMF!

by iShey July 29, 2009

narwhal

the greatest animal in the animal kingdom; probably the result of a one night stand between a unicorn and a whale

Wow that narwhal is so majestic and awesome! What does it mean?

by jopethedope December 14, 2010