When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)
"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."
by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008
Get the Septic Narkmug. Casi, your such a nark!
by Abchijj December 7, 2017
Get the Narkmug. 
Similar to a narc but superior in every way. They do not take the secrects or sensitve information to authorities but rather they protect people's information.
by Aussie Janitor July 13, 2021
Get the Narksmug. by Lavranish July 1, 2019
Get the Narkmug. to be narklike according to the definition provided by *name not available*. Essentially, whatever *name not available* wants it to mean whenever *gender not available* wants it to mean it.
person one: God you are such a narkful!
person two: what does that even mean?
person one: it's a secret.
person two: what does that even mean?
person one: it's a secret.
by smish4 November 27, 2009
Get the narkfulmug. by rfeefe November 19, 2023
Get the Narkedmug.