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Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome

some weird fucking disease where you talk about and/or watch some weird porn in your sleep. Also called NAS for short (not to be confused with nas the rapper)
1: Dude i slept like 8 hours last night but i feel like exhausted, and there was some BDSM shit playing on my computer when i woke up. Im freaking out man i think my shit was laced or something
2: Dude have you been checked out for Nocturnal Arousal Syndrome by your physician, because those are all the red flags for NAS.
1: Fuck guys!
by hanquilius Davis September 10, 2018
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Nocturnal transmission

Email or other electronic communication sent overnight which catches the recipient by surprise, sometimes by the impact of the transmission, when discovered the following morning.
Another nocturnal transmission!?! I can't believe I have to clean up this mess again!
by AFDV December 19, 2010
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nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.
My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.
by MutantStrike December 9, 2008
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Nocturnal Disconnected and Sensless Activities (NDSA)

action to do anything at night impulsively like tattooing yourself, get lost on YouTube, get a manicure at 3am, shave your brows, cut your hair
Clementine is doing a manicure at 3am, she is in crisis of Nocturnal Disconnected and sensless activities (NDSA)
by QueenNeptune December 11, 2018
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Nocturnal

People that stay up till 4 in the morning binge watching and obsessing over something, and are usually most active at night
"Kathy stays up all night, every night. She's so nocturnal."
by SomethingElseNoOneCameUpWith February 24, 2019
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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.
"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"
by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018
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Nocturnal Powwow

When 3 friends get super zoinked and have a grand dance circle without questioning it and/or realizing what they’re doing
Holy shit bro we were so fucking huh last night we had a nocturnal powwow
by ForSheezyMan July 21, 2018
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