nipkles

What you see when a little old lady isn't wearing a bra, resulting in nipples around the ankles.

That little old lady needs a better bra; she's got nipkles.

by @trick_or_tweet December 10, 2009

nicklephilia

The act of masturbating to nickleback, any who do so are sad lonely people who have never had sexual contact with the oppasite sex,

guy 1: im so sad i touched myself while listening to nickleback

Guy 2: i have to go i dont hang out with nicklephilias

by sean 92 June 10, 2012

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

Crackin Nickels

When you're broke, but you're still going out and having fun.

Yeah, I can meet you there but I'm definitely crackin nickels tonight

by Ghil Scraw April 14, 2017

fishing for nickels

1. Playing with your nuts so intently that you can't focus on the task at hand. Usually from a red neck of higher social standing to a subordinate red neck.

"Ey Jimmy, quit fishing for nickels and get me a beer before I beat your ma."

by CobblyWobbly June 8, 2016

nickels on the dime

This is a phrase that's used during negotiations.

It basically means that what you're asking for would make your share too large.

aka asking for 2 nickels per 1 dime

person 1: "So what percentage would I be taking?"
person 2: "I'd give you seven, we could shake and make it happen"
person 1: "I wasn't born this morning, eighteen would be just fine"
person 2: "Why not just go ahead and ask for nickels on the dime?"
person 1: "Fifteen"
person 2: "I'd do eight"
person 1: "twelve"
person 2: "seven"
person 1: "ugh fine, 10?"
person 2: "nine it is then"
person 1: "...deal"

by grass_head October 31, 2020

Nickleback

a band that tries to appeal to classic rock lovers but we all hate it. the leader sing of this band sounds like he swallowed many sheets of sand paper. also referd to as Nippleback.

I hate nickleback they try to be cool but are just fags.
Yeah i know i hate nippleback!

by I Know Shit August 16, 2006