Geairn Neptun

Geairn , last name from close Family friend

Neptun , un known

Geairn Neptun is late for work.

by Geairn March 19, 2023

neptune

either a planet called neptune which is usually associated with the sea, or old man jenkins who called himself neptune

the false king neptune was old man jenkins
the planet neptune could not support life as earth could

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Neptune

A fucking idiot that has no friends

Person one-Hey neptune do you have friends?
Neptune-what are friends the fuck?

by Neptunei6940 December 24, 2021

Neptune

Ariana Grande's favorite planet

Neptune is pertty, other planets are cancelled.

by sweetener snatched my wig May 10, 2018

Neptune

a furry bitch with a nintendo obsession

"neptune is a weird furry bitch who plays cooking mama on her nintendo switch lite"

by fatcocchaver July 15, 2022

Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

king neptune

The King of a place where Sponges live in Pineapples under the sea (Bikini Bottom)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO'S GOING TO LEAD BIKINI BOTTOM WHEN THE SHOW COMES OUT
KING NEPTUNE!!!

by UrbanRoblox April 02, 2017