oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

by theguitaristwiththeskills March 09, 2010

OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!!

Something you say when there is a BIG FAT COCK in the vicinity.

*A BIG FAT COCK! is nearby*
Person: OH MY GOD!! A BIG FAT COCK!!!!

by SlaveOwner69420 November 09, 2020

oh my god Becky

some thing drake made up

"oh my god Becky look at her but touchy"

by haith March 31, 2014

Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast

A term for a leader or Politician that gets caught in a situation and is forced to resign or retire.

After the City's Police Chief's extramarital affairs just got exposed to the public. He was forced to resign due to pressure from the citizens of the city. A talk radio host proclaimed "Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast"

by Netstryke416 February 10, 2010

oh my god thats so stright

something that chris crocker says negitively because it pisses him of that people say"oh my god thats so gay" about bad things.

Michelle:Hey, like my new flip-flops?
Britney:Ew. Oh my god thats so stright of you to wear areopostle shoes. LOSER

by dirty little bitch March 03, 2008

oh my god its jason bourne

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.

A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne

by OJAX1 January 21, 2017

oh my god who the hell cares

another phrase for "dude shut the hell up" or "I DONT GIVE"

Teacher: so when we mix these two liquids, they create a new colour and so that mixes up the colours..."
guy: OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES, DUMBASS
guy 2: oh my god who the hell cares

by i like urbandictionary October 08, 2011