muse

A urethral suppository similar to Caverject, used to treat male impotence. Very effective. Similar to loading a musket.
Used in desperation, since afterwards your dick will feel as if you slammed it in a door.
I used Muse, then I fucked her (after giving her the $200.00), then my dick felt like I slammed in in the car door (like five times).
by Buttslapper October 16, 2006
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Muse

verb
1. wank
2. toss

noun
1. wanker
2. tosser
verb
1. "Damn, my bloody flat mate Mused all over the carpet".
2. "He completely Mused-up that guitar part."

noun
1. "I gots to jet; they too many Muse up in here."
2. "I understand that you are a Muse, but can't you keep it in your pants?"
by DwarfShortage December 07, 2012
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Toilet Musing

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.
Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.
by Mikekim93 February 07, 2011
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micky-muse

A male muse.
A male (possibly named Michael, Mike, Mick, Micky or Mickey) who inspires a woman in an uncharacteristic or unusual way.
May convince her to participate in an activity solely to please or satisfy him; a Micky Muse is a creative influence or stimulus.
With his power of persuasion, her Micky-Muse prompted her to dance on the pole wearing only leopard print whore shoes and tassels.
by xxxsecretg September 19, 2006
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cost of the muse

Poets are more likely to die young that any other type of writer. From Kaufman (2003). Received a lot of publicity in media in April, May, 2004. Also associated with the Sylvia Plath Effect.
Among the reasons for the cost of the muse is the fact that poets peak earlier.
by pandora June 15, 2004
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Erotic Muse

A dynamic and sexually aware woman who inspires men to be their best in bed.
I met a new gal last night and she took me home with her.
How was she?
She is my new Erotic Muse!
by satireV September 27, 2010
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Mandy muse

Obsessed and addicted to dominic’s cock and balls she’s really extremely sexy if not the sexiest gives the best head ever the best sex ever best at riding dick and oral anal kinky stuff you names it and she has a juicy voluptuous ass
Damn man Mandy muse is a walking erection

Hell yeah man
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