box munchkin

A midget lesbian. Derived from the latin root "box muncher" but added "kin" to imply the shortness of the one who is munching the box.

I hired 2 lesbian strippers for Dean's bachelor party and they turned out to be midgets too. Nothing like a bachelor party with a couple of box munchkins running around.

by Pappy McShmeer January 5, 2011

Powdered Munchkin

When you put gold bond medicated powder on your nuts and drop them into your girls mouth

Man: Do you want a powdered munchkin?
Girl: Yes I love powdered ball shaped treats

by Foleysquad July 1, 2011

Munchkin Smuggler

Another name for a men's Speedo.

I accidentally sharted in my munchkin smuggler at the beach last week.

by TyranThesaurus Rex July 1, 2018

drunk munchkin

a shorter than average man who likes to succkle breast milk straight from the source

mom, i know you think he is bad for me but he is a drunk munchkin and i think i want to marry him

by JasonPourne August 18, 2022

Munchkin Flop

noun.

1. When a person of average height and build engages in an orgy populated exclusively with little people, i.e. midgets, dwarfs.

2. When a person knowingly engages in sexual relations with a little person in a public venue with the sole purpose of being discovered or caught by authorities.

There's a little people porn convention in town today, so I suspect a munchkin flop is in my future.

Poor Brian was arrested again. Seems he can't stop his need for a good munchkin flop.

by Supershake79 January 14, 2011

sexy munchkins

hot pockets in antarctica

Oh no i lost my sexy munchkins again

by Bowjwhabahwnehs November 30, 2016

Scrunchin' the munchkin

Euphemism for poorly endowed-male masturbation, or for female clitoral stimulation (i.e., like the little man in the canoe). Origin was in the East Bay Area of Northern California, circa mid-1980s.

I was really tired last night after playing chess with my buddies, and I was still scrunchin' the munchkin when I fell asleep.

by SolFrank January 14, 2016