Mulch

Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night

Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.

by Cmckee23 April 27, 2024

Mulch

Mulch is the food of the gods, and by gods i mean that stupid fucking mulch dog on tiktok and instagram

Person 1: oh goody! this harvest was rather bountiful!! i love mulch so much, mulchy mulch i love loam yummy i love mulch mulch gang for life!11!!
Person 2: what the fuck are you saying
Person 1: are you mulch? because i wanna eat you up (with rizz)
Person 2: blud will NOT stop meatriding me :sob:

by cheez_sammmich January 29, 2024

mulch

a tiktok trend with dogs eat mulch. idk what that even is

person 1: "what's mulch?"
person 2: "mulch gang forever"

by ______________hi November 18, 2023

Tearing up the mulch

when someone is wearing boots with spikes or blades on the bottom, they are ready to tear up the mulch.

Random Person 1: Did you see the boots (insert name here)is wearing?

Random Person 2: Yeah, they're totally ready to be tearing up the mulch.

by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 26, 2011

Mulch Job

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

by Mulchanator April 17, 2023

Munchie Mulch

A slang term for Marijuana

Hey bro did you hear that they legalized Munchie Mulch in Colorado?

by rploeck November 09, 2012

go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!

by OneArmJesus October 05, 2021