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Muggle Wand

(Noun) : Simply a gun, defined using Harry Potter terminology.
"its all fun and games until the emo kid pulls out a muggle wand at Quidditch practice."

Muggle Sick 

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.
Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.

Cancer Muggle 

A person that thinks they know anything and everything about cancer
Susan: Lavender cures cancer!!
Person: Shut up Susan, you're not my oncologist, you cancer muggle

Cancer Muggle 

People who haven’t had cancer but like to give shit advice to us as if they have a clue
“Another cancer muggle just told me I could cure my cancer by being vegan”
Cancer Muggle by apl_bitch March 5, 2019

Snuggle Muggle 

a term of endearment used to describe a significant other who is either a Harry Potter fan or dating a Harry Potter fan
Johnny: I hear you're dating a Harry Potter fangirl.
Joe: Yes, Susan's my own little Snuggle Muggle.
Snuggle Muggle by JessieQ April 27, 2009

Music muggle 

An insecure music fan who overreacts to the Rock Oracle accurately assessing a band they like.
Did you see that guy get upset because The Rock Oracle told him his favorite band are B leaguers , what a music muggle.