check out of that emotional motel

When someone finally realizes they need to stop stewing about a past failed relationship and move on!!!

Seriously, girl, you need to check out of that emotional motel - and leave your baggage too!!!!

by AmberG January 22, 2008

no tell motel

Also known as a "love hotel" in Asia, this is a place where hookers and prostitutes take their johns to do their business. Often rented by the hour, these places are usually the worst possible places you could ever stay.

I hired a hooker and we went to the no tell motel. She took me around the world.

by Darth VeX June 7, 2013

old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

I went to the old motel last week.

by Dr_dude February 5, 2014

Roach Motel

Hotboxxing a closet but only with old roaches smoked through a pipe. A minimum of 5 roaches must be smoked in order to qualify for true Roach Motel status

Dude 1: Dude I'm outta weed... what are we gonna do?
Dude 2: Don't worry about it man we got hella old roaches
Dude 1: Uhh... looks like were staying at the Roach Motel tonight
Dude 2: Sweet

by Aramis, Mike, Nate December 6, 2006

mexican motel

mexican motel. Any car parked on any side street in any city
in California. (Mexiphornia USA East of LA South of Burbank)

Today I awake to smell of chile relanos in my mexican motel.
There over one million mexican motel in California !

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

Skyline Motel

A motel in Bartlesville, OK that is located on 2315 SE Washington Blvd. The motel is an absolute piece of shit and I would be damned ever stepping foot in a 3 mile radius of this place because it smells like dead rats. The frauds running the motel are stalkers who are watching you like hawks and looking to bitch you out for any reason. Maybe management should watch their housekeepers this closely because clearly the housekeepers aren't doing a great job of cleaning the rooms. They should also inspect their beds a little more keenly because those things are covered in bed bugs. Speaking of management, it seems like they're writing their own reviews on on their google pages because all the "5 star" reviews mention shit that doesn't even apply to this place. Their rooms are so small that they resemble the of size of an interrogation room and speaking of interrogation room, the cops be pulling up this place every hour because a bunch of illegal and sus activities are happening all throughout the property.

I went to Skyline Motel in Bartlesville, and the manager randomly barged into my room without even knocking because he thought I snuck guests into the room but it was literally just me inside the room.

by Bville Enthusiast June 16, 2021

A House Is Not A Motel

A great song by the very underrated Psychedelic Folk band Love

At my house Ive got no shackles
You can come and look if you want to
In the halls youll see the mantles
Where the light shines dim all around you
And the streets are paved with gold and if
Someone asks you, you can call my name

-Love (A house is not a motel)

by AAO November 9, 2007