missing sailor

Term to describe a piece of floating fecal matter (shit/turd)in the toliet bowl.

Flush twice because your roomies don't want to find a missing sailor.

by chris giocondo April 8, 2006

missing alpha call

A phrase used when your discord buddy misses alpha call. Once a harmless make, now an extensive meme used to represent any form of mistake.

Person 1: "God dammit I missed my ultimate".
Person 2: "Just like you missing alpha call"

by Sterm February 2, 2018

Mousing

Any mischief or shenanigans by a person or group of people (usually teens/college kids.) Synonymous with booling.

Bro where did Tyler go?
I heard he’s mousing with Janessa behind the shed. 😳

Yo last night I went mousing with the boys.

No way what did u guys do?
We found a group of rockets and then took out some mailboxes.

by KMouse June 12, 2020

missinghimlikealways

A very nice, cool, amazing, funny mutual who ALWAYS sends me TIKTOKS, but WE love when people do that. WE appreciate that! They are also a popular tiktok creator, and their old tiktoks are always on the fyp. ILYSM <33

Person: ¨Whos on OG mutual?¨
Me: ¨missinghimlikealways¨

by bakugousmustytoes June 11, 2021

missing submarine

Titanic: 2
Rich People: 0

Bert:Bro did u hear about the missing submarine?
Tammy: Nah fam

by sad tittiez x D June 21, 2023

im missing all 3 testicles

This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely

Dude last weekend was lit Im missing all 3 testicles now because of it

by 39 year old feminist January 11, 2018

Dirty Messinger

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea

Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants

by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018