booty call monitor

A mobile or cellular phone

Man, you left your booty call monitor here last night and it was chirpin like a bitch.

by Lester Burnham August 4, 2005

Monitor Tan

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.

I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.

by TangClock August 18, 2009

moite

a word that Uche Nwadu seems to use alot! It's bloody annoying...

Uche: coooor moite! you alright son!

Me: -_-

by leopluridon May 6, 2011

Moptato

a mop that can be used as a fake apple
or a potato that also cleans floors

"I was hungry and there was a spill, good thing I had my moptato handy"

by Waldo Hallow January 12, 2009

Moption

Definition 1 : Options referring to the cleaning of a floor/ object that requires a mop

Definition 2 : Have two or more mops to clean a floor/ object with and deciding between them

Person 1 :Hey, could you please clean the floor

Person 2 : I dont know, what are my moptions?

Person 1 : Which mop are you going to use
Person 2 : I don't know, there are so many moptions!

by The Mop Man June 15, 2010

Mohitõ

Best friend, super mega best friend forever.

You are my mohitõ

by Naynayz January 30, 2014

Monitor Top

A term referring to early refridgerators with an adjustable cooling motor that resided on the 'fridges top part. Far more efficient than today's shoddy fridges

You have to check out this monitor-top fridge I found in my attic!

by captain wiggly January 24, 2004