Mr.Mopey

A kid who mopes around and acts like a faggot.

aaron your a faggot go mope around some more. Mr.Mopey

by Waytoogodly February 26, 2009

mopeful

the opposite of hopeful

the word "mope" is inserted as a substitute for "hope"

Person 1: My life is over!

Person 2: Hey.. always be hopeful!

Person 1: I'd rather be mopeful, thanks.

by IamIshmael August 21, 2009

moped women

An unattractive woman that you have sex with.

Moped women and mopeds are fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you ride one.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Mopey Dick

Erectile dysfunction.

Ahab tried to get it up so he could bum Queequeg, but there was nothing he could do about his Mopey Dick.

by valigarmander August 30, 2011

mopz

Originated from maui residents who moved to vegas in order to spread the hawaiian slang. It could mean a million things like good, tasty, awesome, ugly, etc.

I see a fat chick walk by and my friend Circle looked at me and said "Ho, MOPZ!"In this sentence MOPZ is used to describe the fat chick as being HOT!!

by circ0nutz January 20, 2011

Moped

Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."

"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."

"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"

by Julie the Queen December 7, 2007

mope

A person who resembles and carries the characteristics of a sloth. They never want to do anything fun and drudge around all day. Tend to be very quiet and sulky. Comparable to a Negative Nancy.

Dam stop being such a mope do something for once.

Mope: Uh i dont feel like doing anything today... I'm tired... I have to study on a friday night.

by Mil Waukee May 11, 2009