Montreal Canadian Fans

People who live in the past. People who will only talk about what happened 1+ years ago.

Montreal Canadian Fans = History majors

by Montreal Canadian Fans May 1, 2015

montreal

Eastern Canadian big city. Worst Chinese food you will ever eat in your life. The weather is extreme to put it bluntly. Winters are brutal. The bus system sucks. There are a lot of really rude people. Move out west!

"Let's order some Chinese food tonight"
"no, i'd rather not, I would rather eat out of the garbage"
"God, Montreal has the worst Chinese food"

by Hated it October 20, 2006

Montreal

A city that treats non-natives so poorly it gave Donald Trump a permanent erection.

Montreal residents sure love treating visitors like garbage.

by Craig Jefferies November 18, 2019

Montreal

Canadian city with the hottest girls, dumbest cops and even dumber legal system. People there are rude and terrible driverd. Public intoxication is not frowned upon, although alcohol should be hidden.

I went to montreal so I could drink out of a brown paper bag and talk shit in the streets like the rest of the funny French people

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Montreal Handshake

When two men reach toward each other as though to shake hands and then begin to pull on each other's respective members aggressively as though they were shaking hands.

Within moments of meeting each other, Johnson and Smith had a Montreal Handshake, as in they "shook" each other's "hand." And when I say that, I mean they "shook" each other's wanker. And when I say that, I mean they gave each other hand jobs simultaneously. I guess they hit it off--must be from Montreal...

by M. P. Troyka August 3, 2007

Montreal Poundcake

A sex act in which one partner releases all of there bodily fluids onto their partners chest. This includes feces, urine, semen, blood, vomit, and tears. The mixture is than smushed with the buttocks until it is well mixed. It can then be used a variety of sorts, such as a lubricant. At the end of the session the slop is gathered and eaten.

Fraser: Hey bebe how bout I give you a nice Montreal poundcake tonight

John: Souns good dude! More feces this time!!

by D-Cent January 7, 2011

montreal steak spice

Seasoning for the stuff that your wife makes you that you love. Better seasoning than salt and pepper.

"Hand over the salt and pepper"

"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"

"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015