monster energy drink packaged by monster energy inc.flavors are "original" "lo-carb" "assault" "khaos" "M-80" "heavy metal" and java flavors are "big black" "loca moca" "mean bean" "russian" "irish blend" "nut up" "lo-ball" "chai-hai" Monster is the greatest liquid ever created in this world I love monster, best energy supplement ever
'rick'hey dawg where you get that monster?
'joe' from the store you want one?
'rick' yea!
'joe' hahaha just kidding
'rick' fuck you
by monsterwillneverdie July 11, 2008
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a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)
I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!
by weeble wobble January 14, 2005
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The fucking ugliest fatest girl. Thinks people like her. Likes the biggest hick in school. And luckily cleans up well.
by Monster hater February 22, 2005
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A creature from yorkshire that only drinks carlsberg and is always on a sexual rampage
Monster was out dipping his dong in the bitches with his can of carlsberg special brew close to his lips
by Mike Simpkins January 3, 2007
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lashiwana got the monster from suckin too much cock....
by Lucas July 4, 2004
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