el ojo moco

when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.

Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.

by SexyTexan January 05, 2012

mocos de gorila

Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers

Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.

*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain

by alacran2121 November 25, 2009

moco de pavo

algo fácil, sencillo, sin complicaciones ni gran importancia.
por lo general usado para definir algo complicado.

translation: "moco de pavo" = "turkey's snot"
something easy, simple, without major complications or importance.
usually used to define something complicated.

juan: mañana tengo un examen de fisica cuantica...
pablo: eso NO es moco de pavo!

john: tomorrow i have a cuantic physic test...
paul: that's NOT "moco de pavo".

by fantaramaloop May 24, 2008

Yo Soy El Moco

Yo Soy El Moco is an American actor, rapper, and producer of music, television, and film. He's related to Adrián, Alex, and Aarón Amilián.

Yo wassup Yo Soy El Moco motherfucker.

by El_Moco February 12, 2021

mocos

women mocos funy discord moderator

mocos.

by aflacc September 27, 2021

Moco

The abbreviation for Montgomery County, Maryland

"hey bro lets meet down there in moco, i herd the girls there are hot"

by #freesimba February 10, 2019

MOCOS

English translation: Boogers; A name given to the worlds most lovable pet with the cutest face; The worlds greatest chiuwawa. The only pet in the world with that name. Mocos forces his love on you. Runs your life, brings tears to your heart and happiness to your family. Can’t live without Mocos.

I love my mocos. Mocos is the greatest; If you were a mocos I’d never flick you ; Mocos is the most precious tiny little guy.

by Wonder_Women_inRealLife March 27, 2018