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Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.
When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.
by jesster79 August 19, 2016
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mixing marbles

mixing one's marbles: someone confusing people/things, unintential.

As opposed to losing marbles which can mean loosing grip of a situation or things, usually uttered in a frustrated manner, "I am losing my marbles".
You are mixing your marbles, you should have sent the package to me, not to Keith.

There is no mixing marbles.
by mixed_marble May 2, 2011
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Mixing Dog Breeds

The Cause of culture and races fusing or merging together, to make the common words "diversity " or "multicultarism".
Also mean't by the far too extreme, nice governments like for example: " Sweden is safe place for refugees taking shelter, high tolerance and progressive thinking between its people, safe space for all communitys, culture and gender marxism, high bomb count (16) per month, high rape count, first-failing femenist government in control, violent protest's, and immigrant attacks.

By other places around the world, Germany , having 15.7 million migratory people, Muslim origin were more likely to commit acts of violence than other young Germans., fake Germans allowed to be labeled as one of Germany, low enforcements,citys torn by riots by activists, immagrants speaking little german and little contact with its culture. Other parts in Europe and in the world like the U.S, might evolve to this state that is leaving over concentrated blueberry jam and mixing it with peanut butter , sounds de-licous, but can cause consequence to the original 1 flavor taste.

causing blend and mixing and losing cherished culture of the original pure breed, we refrain to use a word that describes the cause of mixing culture and making mutts , we are surely to use, "Mixing Dog Breeds".....
Mark: Hey Lewis, haven't you heard on the news that Swedish police are offering "don't touch me" anti-sexual assault wristbands to women, sounds retarded, right?

Lewis: Yes it does, but really, its the Swedish governments fault for making the decision of deciding to be Mixing Dog Breeds, and letting the black and shekel doggo breeds make offspring with a balls succing vallhund, rather than the balls succing vallhund's preferred mate, the meatball eating "gay Jewish Klansmen" vallhund, which has a higher rate of being a trans (or) genderfluid breed that can die of microwesternic bacteria that can kill it in a matter of seconds and can devore its prolapsed colon in 0.0001 shit-seconds.

Mark: Wow, although I think Trump is an asshole, I wouldn't let a femenist run for President and assasinate the whole cabinet, staff and advisors, or its armed forces with high T testosterone snorting lesbi short hared red bloody faggots who are most likely to fail the test for just being simply, some normal bitches , damn!

Lewis: Most likely, Trump wouldn't mix chihuahua's with Golden Retrievers , with a speckle of black dawg genes, because he likes pure breeds 'alright.

Mark: Sexual assault wristbands, new Nazi shit...

Lewis: *Takes out endangered BB gun breed and shoots Mark*

Mark: *Lays in Aladin carpet*
by SvenskTerrorizer500 March 22, 2018
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Mixing Butter

vb.: When a cat massages you affectionately. Also known as kitty muffins and kneading.
Awwww... Momo is mixing butter on my shoulders!
by aliendaydreamer February 19, 2020
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Mixing Sodium and Glucose

The act of anal sex through ones penis (salt, sodium) and another’s pussy (sugar, glucose)
Last night me and Janet were mixing sodium and glucose if you know what I mean.”
by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021
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minongotu

It Is MINONGOTU AND U SHALL RESPECT IT OR ALL YOU BITCHES WILL FUCKING GO TO HELL!!!
do u respect minongotu?
by BonQuisha Crews👾 August 16, 2021
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mizong_cat

Person1: DUUDEEE IM TELLING YOU. mizong_cat IS EVERYWHERE
Person2: you must've made her mad...?
Person1: wdym?
Person2: once you piss her off shes never gonna forget bud.
by 123302i5msiqfa December 26, 2021
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