Minge Cable

The process of using highly sophisticated and elaborate electronic equipment to display or print a rude word for other members of the public to see at inappropriate times or situations.

Displaying the word cunt along an advertising board in a busy city centre or faxing the words pissflaps wanky fuck flange in large letters to a fax machine on a desk at a customer services department or the namesake of minge cable - printing the word minge along a cable that's to be installed in an upper class residential area.

by Tom Bowler April 8, 2009

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minge crust

vegma deposited and dried onto a toilet seat

Jan's house is disgusting, from the rotten stuff in the fridge to the minge crust in the bathroom.

by ctrlU September 8, 2011

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freeze your minge shut

To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.

1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"

2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.

by mikkachops August 28, 2006

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Mineline

You are out with your gang and all the stash has completely run out, you select your best friend to come back to your house to finish off the last shit you got on you without anyone else knowing. Slippery but effective!

Phil "shall we fuck this party off dude an go back to mine to clear this shit up, it seems a waste not to do it tonight and im not a waster" Lets go to my crib for a mineline........

by JRF17 December 4, 2010

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