Talk About your mind Fuck

when someone forgets something,alzheimer's, its slang for alzheimer's or even sometimers :D.

"SHIT! i forgot that was due today!!!!"
"holy. Talk about your mind fuck"

by MIRA_MIR November 2, 2008

TikTok Mind Fuck

TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.

Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!

by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 13, 2022

Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"

I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023

Fuck Mind

State of mind where one's only thoughts are about the action of sexual intercourse.

She was playing hard to get until he activated the fuck mind.

by X3S June 2, 2021

Never the fuck you mind

1. When you are saying nevermind, but letting someone know "fuck you" cause they pissed you off and nevermind isn't enough.

2. When asked who, what, when , why or how question but it isnt any of their business.

Example 1:
Girlfriend is complaining of cramps again
Boy: You know I read that sex and a good orgasm can cure cramps. I would be willing to volunteer as tribute.
Girl: Is Sex all you think of?
Boy: Never the fuck you mind. I was just trying to help.

Example 2:
ExGirl: Who's car was that parked outside your house all night?
Exlover: Never the fuck you mind who was at my house all night.

by KalaBelle July 28, 2016

Fuck My Mind Up

The synopsis of "Enlighten Me". A general expression of excitement or curiosity towards any new, unusual or unfamiliar knowledge attained; ranging from social science and general epistemology. Subjects or discussion pertaining to a Utopian perspective or dialectical connotations, politics, sociology, religion, arts, history, theories that changes and challenges one's traditional belief system including his or her philosophical ideas and idealism. This expression is often used by positive skeptics to neither disprove nor dismiss one's substantiated statement however their reaction varies; commonly involves a stimulating, intellectual argument during a decent and eloquent conversation.

John: 9/11 was an inside job.The CIA did it. Jet fuels didn't melt steal beams, so the reports say
Sam: Fuck my mind up, John

by UnAmerican Me 1987 August 2, 2016

my fuck is full of mind

Something said in response to anything completely and utterly mind-blowing.
Similar to the popular meme, "My brain is full of fuck".

Troll 1: "Dude check out Pomppufiilis by Munamies."
Troll 2: "MY FUCK IS FULL OF MIND"
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Troll 3: "Have you seen BEEDEER وقال طبيب on youtube?"
Troll 4: "I just did. My fuck is so full of mind right now."

by Silkyballs June 29, 2011