midas dick

Midas dick in fortnite, no shit. Im not fuggin around

Midas dick will go in my ass.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)

Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.

by Reglet June 05, 2025

bad mida mida

The baddest bitch in the room, The prettiest to ever touch down, the sexiest person eyes ever laid upon

Ouuu that's a bad mida mida right there

by SoulBoyDri November 30, 2024

Midas

slang for a jewel thief who has never been proven guilty no matter how many times he has been caught

A:Hey, that jewel thief just got acquitted again!!
B:What a Midas!

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT June 19, 2020

Midas

A fkin dumb piece of shit that thinks he owns the world

That guy is even worse than a fucking midas

by Fkinbitchnibba April 16, 2020

Midas

Buff ass thicc lady, got hella ass, major tiddy. Once killed an old lady but that is neither here nor there.

"God DAMN look at that Midas lookin slice of thicc cake over there, I heard she killed my grandma"

by mGNssssssssssss May 05, 2022

Midas

A student who always starts learning on time, and shares all his summeries with his schoolmates.

Oh he is a midas, we're very thankful

Have we got a midas in our group? I don't fancy making my own summeries.

by vicotr April 02, 2017