Midas

slang for a jewel thief who has never been proven guilty no matter how many times he has been caught
A:Hey, that jewel thief just got acquitted again!!
B:What a Midas!
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bad mida mida

The baddest bitch in the room, The prettiest to ever touch down, the sexiest person eyes ever laid upon
Ouuu that's a bad mida mida right there
by SoulBoyDri November 30, 2024
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midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.
Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”
by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023
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Midae

Midae is a true warrior with a heart of gold. She is quiet, but is the center of attention, due to her high intelligence, open mindness, problem solving skills, kindness, and flexibility. High talent of music, language, math, science, social studies, geography, elar, tech, dance, and swimming brings everyone around her a good quality of life. It is extraordinarily rare if you meet a Midae and is the luckiest thing that can happen to you.
Being lucky fulfils your wishes and dreams, so you can have the best quality of life; this is exactly what Midae brings.
by Midae March 21, 2023
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Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)
Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.
by Reglet June 4, 2025
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midas dick

Midas dick in fortnite, no shit. Im not fuggin around
Midas dick will go in my ass.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022
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Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020
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